|Drunken Monkey Technique|

Drunken Monkey Technique is a dynamic, high-flying, kung fu rock power trio with with strong Christian gangsta rap roots. Heavily influenced by German beer, Japaneese cartoons, illegal narcotics, guitarist David Lawrence's traumatic childhood and South Pacific Rim cuisine, some might say DMT has become a unstoppable gargantuan juggernaut, bent on dominating the world and bending every man, woman and child to the will of their cruel, insectoid overlords ... and why should anyone wish to stop them?

Here's what others are saying about DMT:

"Awesome in their scope and breadth, DMT songs are a real milestone in rock's history. Angsty Gen-X rocker David Lawrence's clever phrasing on his Gibson Les Paul and his nihilistically witty lyrics are unparalleled in the genre! When combined with the intense hypnorhythmic circus that is Alberto Alfonso - and the seismically explosive, thunderous bass work of Tracy Sailor - the overall effect is nothing less than hypnotic and rapturous, ultimately culminating in an almost ecstatic afterglow unachievable by anything other than the work of great poets or artists, lost in the golden mists of legend and time. Only to be talked about in the hushed tones befitting grand myth."
-Sarah O'Connell, union agitator, International Sisterhood of Lapdancers, Local 169

"Terrible."
-Allen Wilkie, tour manager/human beat box, Boogie Down Productions

"Trained by robot sensei Simular of the Far Outerior, Drunken Monkey Technique only uses their powers for good ... so far"
-Michael W. Carmody, presidente, "El Gallo Superior" cockfight cleanup service

"DMT has been plaguing South Central Kansas with angry songs of unrequited love and David Lawrence's Asian fetishes for far too long."
-Paul Kroker, bootblack

"They have to pay a damage deposit from now on. I mean it ... and no more tabs!"
-Steve Schroeder, CEO, Kirby's Beer Store & Opium Suppository Outlet

Contact DMT at 316-618-9817 or email at: dlawrence@drunkenmonkeytechnique.com