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Where are Jon and Albert? Lost interest guys? And where is David?

Michael Boast
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ooo i'm the best in town
Lost Monkey
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Your Mind is like a River with no Water. The Dharma is the Rain.
Zen Master <nobody@nowhere.com>
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I have encountered your poetess and found her unsuitable for further study.
The Poet
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God wants us to be well.
Omega Man
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Yes i remember you hate me but i thought we could build on that.
Mike Boast
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David, i am desperate to join your band tho i have no drums. pa rum pa pum pum
Mike Boast
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DMT will rule once M joins D and T.
Omega Man
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Please stop posting bogus advertisements on this once cool site
Mike
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God Wants us to be happy.
God Fearer
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Is that you, Albert?
David
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Dear David Lawrence,

I think i am destined to be your drummer.

Please respond.

Thanks.
MIchael Boast
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M? Who are you?
David
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Methinks i am destined to be your drummer.
M
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Sorry for impersonating you, Slime, i mean Slim.
Les Stuff <none@nowhere.com>
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Shut up already, Les.
Slim Chance <superhappyband@snakeeyes.com>
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God gave me an A+ in Sunday School.
Les Stuff <oscar@sesamestreet.com>
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Where's that Nazi bathroom again?
Les Stuff <mrstuff@nothing.com>
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The Monkey has Landed. Take ME to yer Leader!!!
les stuff <noway@never.com>
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He's already done it before, dipshit.
http://www.drunkenmonkeytechnique.com/pics/crash.jpg
Yay Slayer
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DVE as drummer for DMT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Nay sayer
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Yes Doug, it's still on, only no one ever comes here any more because we have no drummer anymore (hint, hint).
David
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this thing still on?
cleanrug
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Mamma
Yours Quit Welcomes
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Thanks you, too!
Dog
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D.M.T.
R.I.P.
Thanks you, there IS a God.
Christian
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Who, Miho Hatori?
Sean Lennon
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Isn't she supposed to be Asian?
Good God
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Mmm Mmm Mmm Mmm, Crash Test Dummy
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Zim! Zam! ZOW!!! Enlight of the eye! Eject and reject, draw your sword!
Tragic Mullato
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Magog
Gog
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magoo
magoo
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maggot
maggot
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God makes a typo.
Headline
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No jokke my son
God
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I am not a number!
I am a free man!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
IRON BEASTIE <Apacolypse@not.com>
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1 And I saw a beast rising out of the sea, with ten horns and seven heads, with ten diadems upon its horns and a blasphemous name upon its heads. 2 And the beast that I saw was like a leopard, its feet were like a bear's, and its mouth was like a lion's mouth. And to it the dragon gave his power and his throne and great authority. 3 One of its heads seemed to have a mortal wound, but its mortal wound was healed, and the whole earth followed the beast with wonder. 4 Men worshiped the dragon, for he had given his authority to the beast, and they worshiped the beast, saying, "Who is like the beast, and who can fight against it?" 5 And the beast was given a mouth uttering haughty and blasphemous words, and it was allowed to exercise authority for forty-two months; 6 it opened its mouth to utter blasphemies against God, blaspheming his name and his dwelling, that is, those who dwell in heaven. 7 Also it was allowed to make war on the saints and to conquer them. And authority was given it over every tribe and people and tongue and nation, 8 and all who dwell on earth will worship it, every one whose name has not been written before the foundation of the world in the book of life of the Lamb that was slain. 9 If any one has an ear, let him hear: 10 If any one is to be taken captive, to captivity he goes; if any one slays with the sword, with the sword must he be slain. Here is a call for the endurance and faith of the saints. 11 Then I saw another beast which rose out of the earth; it had two horns like a lamb and it spoke like a dragon. 12 It exercises all the authority of the first beast in its presence, and makes the earth and its inhabitants worship the first beast, whose mortal wound was healed. 13 It works great signs, even making fire come down from heaven to earth in the sight of men; 14 and by the signs which it is allowed to work in the presence of the beast, it deceives those who dwell on earth, bidding them make an image for the beast which was wounded by the sword and yet lived; 15 and it was allowed to give breath to the image of the beast so that the image of the beast should even speak, and to cause those who would not worship the image of the beast to be slain. 16 Also it causes all, both small and great, both rich and poor, both free and slave, to be marked on the right hand or the forehead, 17 so that no one can buy or sell unless he has the mark, that is, the name of the beast or the number of its name. 18 This calls for wisdom: let him who has understanding reckon the number of the beast, for it is a human number, its number is six hundred and sixty-six.

REPENT THIS FOOLISH LIFESTYLE OR REGRET IT FOR ALL OF ETERNITY.
Your Lord and Savior
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REMOVE MY PHOTO FROM THIS SITE AT ONCE OR BE THREATENED WITH LEGAL ACTION!!!
David Lawrence
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I am in no such outfit

David Lawrence
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2 legit to Ctrl Q
Dr. Evil <getting my DAT cherry popped tomorrow night>
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Is there anyone who use netmeeting or any other web cam software and offer online consultations ?
Webcam-girl <Webcam-girl>
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MR NEGATIVE & THE KNUCKLEHEADS
AT KIRBY"S BEER STORE
THURDAY MARCH 18
OPENING FOR CHER UK
DMT
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My personal opinion that this is not the best way to spend time
Lesbi <Lesbi>
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I fully support all of David's activities, 100%

Courtney
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Thanks for the backwards compliment. My girlfriend has nothing to do with it. we don't have a drummer right now.

David <dlawrence@drunkenmonkeytechnique.com>
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Whatever happened to DMT? You guys used to be cool but now I never see the band playing anywhere anymore. Is it because Dave has a girlfriend finally? Or are they just washed up? Inquiring minds want to know!
Raul H. Christ <poop@nugget.com>
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take it off dave take it all off.
eddie cruiser
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Good god, I'm never clicking another fucking link on this guestbook. The last three take you to some big-ass spaming pop-up shit. Better take those links off, Dave.
Jared
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The "F" is all up in your chin...kinda like my nutsack
Buck O. <phuckroy@hotmail>
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where is Moscow,
in the barn next to pa's cow.
me me me
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I\'d like to make something like that in the near future. Thanks Amigos from Moscow.
sylvia-saints <sylvia-saints>
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I\'d like to do something like that in the future...
AmigosMoscow <AmigosMoscow>
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Stud!

.
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Hey kids, what's the deal with the article that F5 hippy wrote about you? Maybe I'm just too stupid to understand his $5 words, but I don't get it... Did he like your band or not?

People who dream of being journalists are even more pathetic than people who dream of being rock stars.
Allen <allen@istanbullies.com>
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No, I don't use ICQ anymore. You can contact me at dlawrence@drunkenmonkeytechnique.com
-David
David <dlawrence@drunkenmonkeytechnique.com>
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Hi, can I contact you by ICQ ? Spasibo.
Julia <Julia>
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Right, WEll i didnt see that you guys had a guest book until after the fact of me sending you the short email, so i basically said all, nice site lookin forward to hear ya guys play, Peace'
NIkki <Geminipro316@yahoo.com>
Wichita, Ks -

70 bitches!
I'll play drums for you Punx...
kyle
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yall ought to come check out the show tommorow(wednesday august 20th) 4 awsome punk rock bands hailing from kc, wisconsin, and toronto... its $5 at the eagles lodge 3103 n broadway. music starts at 8
squarenuts
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Obviously you have felt the sting of Japanese fists.... It is good to see your chi is disturbed to the point of unrest. Rock on! BTW, thanks for visiting our site.
Big daddy D <ruleof2rocks@cox.net>
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D-vice....thanks for stopping by our site, and the insite on your name as well....listened to your music...real cool stuff..hopefully more of our stuff will be available soon to listen to. I tried Kung-Fu once but broke my toe too soon...so that career was over quick. HA HA. Hope to seen one of your shows soon...

Later,

Jennifer
aka
DIVA

DIVA <rule_of2@hotmail.com>
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The great drummer defecit of ought three.
What a disturbance in the force!
d-vice <dlawrence@drunkenmonkeytechnique.com>
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LOCK UP YOUR DRUMMERS AND RUN FOR YOUR LIFE!
the mysterious monkey x <monkeyc@monkeydoo>
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You are deserving of an extraordinary knowledge. This could be the key to all that troubles the monkeys. A refreshing change? A chance to revert? Slowly slipping away. :( The monkeys are restless and their offspring have control over the public forum. So it is written and so it shall be. Do not fear, your place is in stone and very valuable. We will achieve greatness, one and all!!!
Leader of the Pack <Dominant@SilverBack.com>
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My favorite rock and roll badboys!!!
nina <ninabird1@hotmail.com>
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Lest you forget that the monkey's will encounter the lost monkey in less than a weeks time look for imminent danger and loss of beer whether stolen or abandoned. Beware the lost monkey!
Slop E. Phil
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Dave Lawrence is a thlut. He fucked all my friendth.
Rene Stevens
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David Lawrence is a sex god. I want to rub his long luxurious hair on my beefy thighs!
donna bobba
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These DMT boys mean business! They know how to rockfight almost as good as the Sedgwick County Lowriders Association. A DMT rockfight challenge should not be taken lightly!
cleanrug <cleanrug@cox.net>
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DMT fears no band! I've just been.....lazy! I'll post it right now.
D-Vice <dlawrence@drunkenmonkeytechnique.com>
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I could have sworn you have a show coming up at Kirby Beer Store. Why don't you update your site or are you afraid of the rock fight?
snapback <snapback@cox.net>
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After further revision this site has been deemed by me to be spectacular. The wit, the mystery, the sheer brilliance of every apexing click of my mouse. Oh!
Jonathan Eaton <softie@southwind.net>
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You guys fucking ROCK! nice website
come see killled by robots Friday the 11th @ the SHAMROCK around 10:30
Brandon
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you monkeys need new CD
corrupted minds <theuhhh@hotmail.com>
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I was looking for some drunken monkeys for my civil war re-encactment and stumbled upon you site. Do you know where I can get some?
snumblin bob <snapback@cox.net>
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You guys rock and I want at least a quarter for my rent. Lets play a show together. Or just play with each other. I like that last one better.
Drew <dru@tgmrocks.com>
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David Lawrence! This is your band? I've been looking for you for 5 years now (on the web) I'm gonna be in town for your next show! So I'll see you there and maybe we can catch up, if you know what i mean. :)
Julie
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All of it
S. N. Evil <jonat253@cs.com>
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I saw David L in the parking lot when I was filming Charlie King in a politically inflammatory kung fu infomercial--he gets beat up by some kung fu kids in 24p. So I visited the guestbook. mp3s are nice drunken silverback. put in some posttonal jagged planetoftheapes stravinsky n hutch figures now and then so it'll make a bunch of those "ambient mood music"-loving ears bleed. HAO JI LE!
Michael Lee(Ware)
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"why so dark?"
Do you mean the page layout or my personal life?

d-vice <dlawrence@drunkenmonkeytechnique.com>
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Why so dark?
S.N. Evil <jonat253@cs.com>
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I heard puppies in basket got a lawyer and some bodyguards. Still no match for DMT!
Slim Chance <tyson@tysontyson.com>
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DMT = Dance Music Trance right?
Doug V <Cleanrug@cox.net>
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These Drunken Monkey's having the tendencies of the double booking primates. Steer clear on the monkey
Jason
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You guys will be big in Japan! Your Mamma!
PLUCKY <seven8squick@yahoo.com>
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I recently visited the web page for The Drunken Monkey Technique and found it funny, scary, grammarless and slightly fabricated. The design is very nice. It was very mysterious to browse through. All I could say in advice is that these young men be careful of certain company and stop their misquotes that is seriously demeaning to a certain sect of Wichita's gay community.
However, DMT in all is highly enlightening. Sticking tightly to one single genre, DMT seems doomed to spiral into the desert realm of metal bands that have passed.

I also noted no mention of drummer John Grant's melee in 1945 when he was mistaken for a Japanese immigrant and spent some time in a Japanese-American concentration camp.
This is all...
Yes <softie@southwind.net>
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rock and roll mutherfukker!rock and roll!YABBA!
mike <clawson>
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Worst band EVER!
pol pot <polpotamus@aol.com>
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more songs about monkeys
moore <mofreak40oz@hotmail.com>
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I just unwittingly ate an egg that had been unrefrigerated for two days in Sage's lunchbox. I'm frightened. If ecoli gets me will you guys play "Breakin' the Law" at my funeral? That would be real nice.
Liesl <whirleegig@yahoo.com>
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thanks for putting me on your site. Nice shot of you saving your guitar! Hows your knee?
doug v <cleanrug@cox.net>
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Nice photo of Natalie! hehehehe
doug v <cleanrug@cox.net>
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I say we find this 420man and cause him a world of pain

Ab III's alter personality <potmasterj@yahoo.com>
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surgeon generals's warning:D.M.t is best listened to loudly and my not be suitable for apartment dwellers.
Ab III <dps420man@yahoo.com>
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Call me when you've got money again, Dave. You're more fun to be around when you're floating the bill.
Jared
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DMT proves the evoluation theory, since the three monkeys climbed down from the tree & started to walk upright DMT has created an oustanding band based on the Kong Fu theme. The only way DMT could get better is for them to evolve into three attractive women with nice breast.
Steve <stevekirbys@cox.net>
Wichita, KS USA -

sukiyaki!!!!!
sarawana <araseceer@aol.com>
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you guys are the poop!
toukis mcgrath <shamusmacdumas@hotmail.com>
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we like your pictures and your music.... WE are going to come round your way with some asian girls that are just dying to meet you.... We are going to bring a case of whipits, you know like we used to.
we will also bring a can of white dannon yogurt.
Love Chick E. Babe & Y (my asian side kick)
Chick E Babe & YT <popeye chicken.com>
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El mas guapo de todos los monos es el que se llama Tracy
¡El tiene el bajo del diablo!
Alberto
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We are building a fighting force of extraordinary magnitude. We forge our tradition in the spirit of our ancestors. You have our gratitude.
Klahn
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"Up the hammers, down the nails!"
Mark Shelton <marktheshark@aol.com>
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All your bass (player) are belong to us!
istanbullies <istanbullies@hotmail.com>